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Everythin Sucks	Turn The Radio Off	Keep Your Receipt	Why Do They Rock So Hard?	Teen Beef 7"	Vacationing in Palm Springs 7"

Everythin Sucks

I'm cool
Join the Club
Call you
Hate you
I'll never be...
Boyfriend
fo'head
Trendy
Skatanic
Why do all girls think they're fat?
Say"ten"
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too.
go away
Beer
Snoop Dog, baby
S.R.
Big fuckin' Star
Fuck yourself

I'm cool

You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend.And every
little girl here,they all wanna hold my hand.But I stole all of
my songs,I'm probobly gonna get sued.That's allright,as long as
I get screwed.yea yea yea...
And mabey you'll come and see us when we get real big.Mabey you'll
see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in
the sea,and they all look like me,I'm just a little tiny fish
Thats all I'll ever be.

Join the Club

I was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together,I was gonna
go and start a band.But everything I wanna do has allready been
done,why would I wanna go and do it again? Everybody plays guitar.
Well,shes so cute (if you know what I mean) she's the cutest little
girl that I've ever seen,mabey she'll like me if I play guitar
mabey she'll like me if I'm the lead singer yea,oh yea!
There's so many bands and we all look the same...
well I just saw them,up on stage and I don't remember how good
they played,cause he can't sing,but I'd pay just to see her face...
yea yea yea yea yea...
Everybody's in a band yea yea yea have you heard of my band?
ooh ooh ooh,yea we try to be different,but I guess that's nothing
new...

Call you

Got the telephone in my hand,gonna call you up tonight.
Planned every word I'll say,Im gonnna do it right.
Maybe I'll wait a little longer,maybe I'm not ready yet.
Where did I put that number? How could I ever, ever forget?
I try but I hang up, every time,to call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up Ill have it made,I'm gonna call you now,
I wont be afraid
Got the telephone in my hand,cord around my neck.
But I'm not really ready to die,maybe I'll give it one more try
or maybe I'll call tomorrow,she probobly wont be home,maybe I like
sitting here,maybe I like being all alone...
Everything will be all right,I wont see you tonight,everything
will be all right,I know it's not the end of the world,its just
another...little girl.
I try but I hang up every time,to call you girl and make you mine
can't leave a message,don't know what to say,I don't wanna
talk to you anyway.

Hate you

Hey,hey everybody! Look who's on TV,look who just got famous
dont you know it should have been me...
I'm not really bitter,I'm not really mad,I love to see other people
get everything I ever wanted to have,
I don't really care,how big they get...I hate you,fuck you
leave me alone! Why cant I be cool like them?
I used to have a girlfriend,I treated her so bad,she went out and
found another lead singer,maybe she just likes guys in bands.
I give up on everything,all my dreams are dead,maybe I'll get a
shotgun,and try to blow her right out of my head...everybody says,
"How come you aint made it yet?" I hate you,fuck you,leave me
alone! Why can't I get my girl back?
I knew you wouldn't understand,just what I'm tryin to do,cause you're
not me,and Im so glad that I am not you...
I know it's my problem,there's nothing I can do,but I don't think
there is no reason,I don't think there's no excuse for you...
well I've learned my lesson,hope you've learned it to,and if
the're gonna go and do it to me well I guess I'm gonna have to
go and do it to you...I don't really care,how much you cry...
IhateyoufuckyouleavemealoneIhateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!
why can't anything go my way?

I'll never be...

Everybody's lookin' at me,thought I saw my face on MTV,or a
magazine that she wont read,stole her heart but it's not my fault
Lookin' at my picture,she forgot about her boyfriend yea...
I'll never be a rock n roll star,I'll never be anything,anything at all,It drives me crazy,can't get away,somebody tell me...
when do we get paid?
Everybody's lookin' at me, thought by now I'd be on MTV,or a
magazine like sevneteen or rolling stone and I wont be alone
with your money in my pocket and my face on your T-shirt yea...
I'll never be a rock n roll star,I'll never be anything,anything
at all,drives me crazy,can't get away,but I try and I try and I try,
every day, I'll never be a rock n roll star,I'll never be,anything
anything at all...

Boyfriend

All the kids down in london,and everybody in New York city,if they
listen to that "Alternative",if the're fourteen and lookin' pretty,
They want me to be there Boyfriend,they want me to be there Boy-
friend...I can take you any place you wanna go,I can show you
anything you wanna see,I can be whatever you want me to be,I can
be whatever you want me to be...
All the girls in the backroom,I wont miss 'em when there gone,
dont you know there aint nobody,youre the only one that turns me
on,don't you want me to be your Boyfriend? Don't you want me to be
your Boyfriend?I can take you any place you wanna go,I can show you
anything you wanna see, I can be whatever you want me to be...

Trendy

It's not so bad being trendy,everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please dont hate me because I'm trendy,the're not gonna laugh at me
again...Everybody does it,why dont you?Everybody does it,maybe you
should too,cause you don't want to be left out...you wanna be cool!
Everybodys makin' fun of me,cause they say that I'm so trendy,because
I do what others do,they make fun of me,they'll make fun of you,
and I don't wanna be left out,I wanna be cool!
(makin' fun of trendyness,is the trendyest thing of all.)

Skatanic

Watchin' you sleep,yea I'm lookin' in your window,and every day I
drive past your house.Standin' in your front yard,why don't you
come out?Watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide...one of these
days I'm gonna come inside (you) Must be love,whatelse could
it be? Fuck you bitch I love you I'm not crazy..
Walkin' up to her now shes walkin away,"I just wanna talk to
you" Maybe she's got better things to do. Don't be afraid,to
feel my touch,don't worry babe I wont hurt you mutch! It must
be love,what else could it be? Fuck you bitch I love you Im
not crazy!IM GONNA MA K EYOUL OVEME IMG ONN AMAKEYOU LOVEMEIMGO
NNA MAKEYO ULOVEM ENOMAT TERW HATY OUSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOWH
EREI COME...

Why do all girls
think they're fat?

There's a little girl,on my mind,all the time,there's always one,
look what shes done...She makes me look at her thighs,you know
I sure hate to lie,but what can I tell her you know it's so
beautifull,man how come all girls think there fat?
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,my friend,hey hey hey I feel stupid...
again.She said "It's all right, come over tonight,my moms not home,
I'm all alone!" She took me back to her house,she pushed me down
on the couch,she said "now its all right,were gonna be good friends
cause that kissin' only leads to the end."
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,my friend.Hey hey hey I feel stupid

Say"ten"

She's not eatin' bacon,not eatin' sausage,and she wont eat eggs,not
eatin' chicken,not eatin' turkey,she wont have a steak.But I just
can't help feeling sorry for this poor little lettuce head,I just
can't keep cryin',because I know this broc'clis' dead...
Poor little cow,little sheep,little fish,how can I sleep? When
carrots are bleeding,plants are screaming an tomatoes cry,You say
" It's not so bad,the're only vegetables" That's what you said.
Maybe I'm a murderer but I'm hungry and the're better off dead...
SAVE A PLANT,EAT A COW,I WANT BEEF,I WANT IT NOW!IM GONNA EAT IT
CAUSE ITS RED!IM GONNA EAT IT CAUSE ITS DEAD!MAYBE I SHOULD EAT IT
RAW,LET THE BLOOD RUN DOWN MY JAW!ID EAT PEOPLE IF IT WAS LEGAL,
ID EAT PEOPLE IF IT WAS LEGAL...

I want your girlfriend
to be my girlfriend too

Theres a little girl I know,you might know her too,she looks so good,she looks so
cute,standin next to you.And I dont know what to do...
I want your girlfriend to be my,I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.
Shes so fuckin cute,I wish that she was mine.Shes so fuckin cute Im gonna lose my mind.I
dont know what to do,I dont know what to do...maybe I could kill you...I want your
girlfriend to be my girlfriend...cause shes so cute I dont know what to do,maybe she could
love me to,I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.

go away

She was never what I wanted,I just wanted someone else.Now Im sittin here alone,Im
sittin here all by myself and everybody loves me and they want me to be there boyfriend
Shes the only one for me,I dont want to see her again...why cant she just go away?
I cant get her out of my brain.Why cant she just go away?Id only want her to stay.
Why cant she just go away?GO AWAY.

Beer

She called me late last night to say she loved me so,but it didnt matter any more.I say she
never cared and that she never will,Id do it all again,I guess Ill have to wait until then...
If I get drunk well, Ill pass out on the floor now baby,and she wont bother me no more,
and if your drinkin then you know that your my friend and I said,"I think Ill have myself
a beer." She called me late last night to say she loved me so,but I guess she changed her
mind.Well,I should have known it wouldnt be all right,but I cant live without her so I wont
even try...maybe next time Ill think of what to say,maybe next time Ill remember what to
do.She looks like heaven but maybe this is hell,she said shed do it all again shed promice
not to tell! So if I get drunk well,Ill pass out on the floor now baby,and you wont bother
me no more(and she said) " its OK cause you know well be good friends," and I said" I
think Ill have myself a beer."

Snoop Dog, baby.

I just couldn't believe it,when I turned on the radio,try to run try to hide try to keep it
inside,they were playin that song and I thought abou her..
So much trouble in the LBC,livin without her is gonna drive me crazy.
Dont you just want to kill me? Cause your talkin behind my back.I love the band,there a
great bunch of guys,but lookin at her brings tears to my eyes,Im watchin her shake,shes
gonna give a heart attack now,baby...
maybe I dont want her back you know,maybe I just cant let her go...shes so.
So I turn the radio off I dont want no part,they try to make me a big star,when I dont
want to be a big star.Everybodys mad they wanna kick me in the head,was it somethin I
did was it somethin I said? I would try to tell you but I just dont wanna lie.It really
shouldnt matter but it makes me wanna cry,I wish I didnt care,I wish I didnt care...
BUT I DO. Im so...
Please dont tell me it will be OK because I know I'll never never get away...and so.

S.R.

What ever happened to SUBURBAN RHYTHM? Why did Ed and Scott quit? (and
wheres Jake?)Please dont go SUBURBAN RHYTHM!All the other bands are just shit.
( or they cant take a joke)

Big fuckin' Star

Now that Im a big star, what am I gonna do? Im so bored counting all my money,I sit here
and I think of you.Its so easey,it so easey to do.I dont even have to try,I dont even want
to try,Why should I waste my precious time? I cant make you love me...but I know you
will. Im such an asshole,how could you resist? I never meant to let it go to my head,I
never thought it would come to this.its me...the asshole of your dreams.
I cant make you love me...but I know you do.
Im so cool,no one wants to talk to me and Im so cool,no one wants to look at me. Im so
fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all! IM A BIG FUCKIN STAR OH YEA YEA YEA!

Fuck yourself.

Why dont you make up your fuckin mind? Im just sitting here wasting so much time,I
know its my fault but its not my problem any more...
I wrote this song for her,but it wont make up for anything.I know its too late so why
should I wait? Its not my problem anymore...
Some day, maybe shell come back to me and Ill say, "WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK
YOURSELF!!!" Everybodys talkin,they know that Im lyin,she gave me everything ....
but all I want is more.

Turn The Radio Off

sell out
trendy
join the club
she has a girlfriend now
snoop dog, baby
beer
241
everything sucks
s.r.
skatanic
all i want is more
nothin'
say "ten"
i'll never be...
alternative, baby

sell out

well, i know you can't work in fast
food all your life
but don't sign that paper tonight, she said,
but it's too late.
i don't remember what i read, i don't remember
what they said, i guess it doesn't matter,
i guess it doesn't matter
anymore - you're gonna go to the record store
you're gonna give 'em all your money
radio plays what they want you to hear
they tell me it's cool but i just don't believe it...

sell out, with me oh yea, sell out, with me tonight
record company's gonna give me lots of money and
everything's gonna be. (all right)

no more flippin' burgers puttin' on my silly hat you
know
i don't want that no more, i didn't ask when we'd
get paid, i quit my day job anyway, i guess it
doesn't matter, i guess it doesn't matter anymore
you're gonna go to the record store, you're gonna
give 'em all your money, radio plays what they want
you to hear, they tell me it's cool, but i just don't
believe it

Trendy

everybody's
doin' the fish
yea! yea! yea!
everybody's doin' the fish, yea, yea,
yea...

it's not so bad bein' trendy
everyone who looks like me is my friend
please don't hate me because i'm trendy
they're not gonna laugh at me again.

everybody does it
why don't you?
everybody does it...
maybe you should too,
cause you don't wanna be left out
you wanna be cool.

it's not so bad bein' trendy
everyone who looks like me is my friend
please don't hate me because i'm trendy
(i'm gonna do it because it's trendy)
they're not gonna laugh at me again!

everybody's makin' fun of me
cause they say, i'm so trendy
cause i do what others do
they'll make fun of me
they'll make fun of you
i don't wanna be left
out...
i wanna be cool!
(makin' fun of trendy people
is the trendiest thing of all.

join the club

was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together
i was gonna go and start a band,
but everything i wanna do has already been done.
why would i wanna go and do it again?
everybody...plays guitar.
she's so cute (if you know what i mean)
she's the cutest little
girl, that i've ever seen.
maybe she'll like me if
i play guitar
maybe she'll like me if i'm
the lead singer yea,
oh yea! there's so many
bands, and we all look the same...
i just saw them, up on stage
and i don't
remember how good they played.
he can't sing,
but i'd pay just to see her face,
yea, yea, yea, yea...

everybody's in a band yea,
yea, yea
have you heard of my band?
oh, ooh, ooh
we try to be different
but i guess that's nothing
new.

she has a girlfriend now

she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now, she said
"guys don't do no more for me"

"you never loved me, like i wanted you to"
"i loved you baby, what do you want me to do?"

she said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
she said she found someone who's gonna understand
she don't need nobody to be her man
she don't need nobody to be her man

i never thought it would end like this
just because i've got no tits
i'll shave my legs,
i'll wear a bra
i'll even cut my penis
off for you...
she has a
girlfriend
now.

snoop dog, baby

i just couldn't believe it,
when i turned on
the radio, try to run, try to
hide, try to keep it inside,
they were playin' that song
and i thought about her
snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
so much trouble in the LBC
livin' without her's gonna drive me
crazy...she's so

don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin'
behind my back, well i love the band. they're a
great bunch of guys, but lookin' at her brings
tears to my eyes, i'm watchin' her shake
she gonna give a heart attack now, baby
snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
maybe i don't want her back, you know?
maybe i just can't let her go...i'm so

well i, turn the radio off...
i don't want no part, try to make me a big star?
i don't wanna be a big star.
everybody's mad they wanna kick me in the head
was it somethin' i did, was it somethin' i said?
i would try to tell you but i just don't
wanna lie
it really shouldn't matter but it
makes me wanna
cry, i wish i didn't care, i
wish i didn't care...
but i do. snoop doggy dog
(she said) snoop doggy dog
please don't tell me it'll be
ok cause i know
i'll never never never get my
way...
and so.

Beer

she
called me
late last
night, to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore, but
i say she never cared
and that she never will, i'd
do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.

she called me late last night, to say
she loved me,
so..? but i guess he changed her mind
well i should have known it wouldn't be
all right, but i can't live without her
so i won't even try...

maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
said she'd do it all again, she'd
promise not to tell!

if i get drunk well,
i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no
more
(and she said)
it's ok boy cause
you know
we'll be good
friends and i say, i think
i'll have myself a beer.

241

(you know the words)

S.R.

what ever happened to
suburban rhythm?
why did ed and scott quit?
please don't go, suburban rhythm
all the other bands are just shit.

Everything Sucks

Skatanic

watchin' you sleep,
i'm lookin'
in your window,
everyday i drive past
your house
standin' in your front yard,
why don't you come out?
watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide,
one of these days i'm gonna come inside
it must be love,
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch i love you i'm not crazy!

walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
i just wanna talk to you!
maybe she's got better things to do
don't be afraid...to feel my touch,
don't worry babe i won't hurt you much.
it must be love
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch i love you i'm not crazy!

i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
no matter what you say, now here i come.

All I Want Is More

why can't she make up her fuckin' mind
i'm just sittin' here wastin' so much time
i know it's my fault but it's not my problem
anymore...
some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!"
but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm
lyin'
she gave me everything...
all i want is more...

i wrote this song for her. but it won't
make up for anything. i know it's too late
so why do i wait? it's not my problem
anymore...
some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!?"
but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm
lyin'
she won't do anything and i'll always wait
for her...

some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!?"
but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm
lyin'
she gave me everything
but all i want is more
all i want is more
all i want is more

Nothin'

everytime i try so hard i get
nothin' (nothin')
they say try and you won't fail, i
get nothin' (nothin')
i did all that i could i got nothin'
(nothin')
i tried so hard, for nothin' (nothin')
i never wanted it that way, guess
there was nothin' i could say
i don't know what i want. but i know
i don't want this
i give up, i give in, i know i'm
never gonna win
i know it's really not your fault
i'm gonna blame you anyway
you say you're sorry, but i know it
won't do no good
i give up, i give in, i knowi'm
never gonna win.

i don't fuckin' care, i don't
fuckin' care
i don't fuckin' care anymore
it's gonna be all right
cause i don't fuckin' care anymore.

Say "Ten"

she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead

vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian,
vegetarian...she's a

poor little cow, little sheep,
little fish
how can I sleep? when carrots
are bleedin'
plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
you say "it's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead.

save a plant, eat a cow,
i want beef, i want it now!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe i should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
i'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!

I'll Never Be

everybody's lookin' at me
thought i saw my face on mtv
or a magazine that she won't read,
stole her heart, but it's not my
fault, lookin' at
my picture she forgot about her
boyfriend, yea.

i'll never be...a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all,
drives me crazy, can't get away,
somebody tell me...when do we get paid?

everybody's lookin' at me
thought by now i'd be on mtv
or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone,
and i won't be alone with your
money in my pocket and face on your t-shirt yea.

i'll never be...a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all,
drives me crazy, can't get away,
but i try and i try and i try and i try
every day
every day
said i'll never be,
a rock and roll star
i'll never be...
anything, anything at all.

Alternative, Baby

well, i see you up on stage and
i don't know just
what you're sayin', but you're my hero...
and a guy just kicked me in the head,
a little girl
just passed out dead, i'm in between a big jock
and a sweaty skinhead but i love you
whatever that means...but i don't wanna talk
to you, cause i know i'd just say some thing
stupid and i know you've got better things to do.

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know i'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

maybe i shouldn't be so serious, tellin' you that
everything sucks cause i don't wanna bring
you down
but it never ever works out right, i'm gonna lose,
give up the fight, i won't get what i want
won't get anything but i love you...whatever
that means.
and they don't wanna talk to me cause they know
what i'll turn out to be, i said i was cool
but i can't lie to you (but i do)

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know i'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

and i don't wanna start again cause i know
it'll be the same in the end
i didn't like it the first time anyway.

Keep Your Reciept

Alternative, Baby
I'm Cool
Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?
S.R.
Unity

s.r.

what ever happened to
suburban rhythm?
why did ed and scott quit?
please don't go, suburban rhythm
all the other bands are just shit.

unity

There's a war goin' down between my brothers tonight.
I don't want no war goin' down tonight.
Civilization? Ha! I call it as I see it.
I call it bullshit! You know, I still cannot believe it
Our evolution now has gone the way of hate
A world evolved resolved into its stupid fate.
Stop this war!
All so different yeah, I say we're all the same
All caught, you know, in the division game.
Self destruction fast impending like a bullet.
No one can stop it, once it's fired no one can control it.
Stop this war!
A final word, wait it's not a call to action
We ain't no sect, we ain't no fucking faction.
Unity, Unity, you've heard it all before,
This time it's not exclusive we want to stop a war.
Unity as one, stand together,
Unity, evolution's gonna come!

Why Do They Rock So Hard?

Teen Beef 7"

Take on Me

In The Pit

when i'm in the pit, i'm gonna fuck up shit
when i'm in the pit, don't you know
i'm gonna fuck up shit.

got my wife beater on, steel toe doc martins on my feet yea
i run around in a little circle, i'm wonderin' who to beat
and you know it's really cool, cause i played football
in high school, gonna push some little girls tonight
look out fag there's gonna be a fight

when i'm in the pit...

and you wanna be just like me, i wish i could be myself
and you wanna be just like me, i can't think
of no one else. and you know it's really great
to punch somebody right in the face
gonna push some little girls tonight
look out fag there's gonna be a fight

when i'm in the pit...